Lyrics

Shelbyville!

It's hell its small town hell
They don't really like us well
I bet you think we suck, too
But there all in love with you
We can't live here anymore
When every day is such a bore
So Dan, what's the plan
let's get outta here man


(CHORUS )
HEY shelby, Shelbyville
Cant get it right in Shelbyville
WITH YOUR LITTLE STRIP AND big fat mill
Taking you on is like a big fat pill
Alt*
Leavin town, you know the drill

(Repeat )

Myrtle beach packs way more heat
Wilmington's got a studio street
Where clt and Asheville meet
Even forest city's got a bigger beat

(CHORUS )
HEY shelby, Shelbyville
Cant get it right in Shelbyville
WITH YOUR LITTLE STRIP AND big fat mill
Taking you on is like a big fat pill
Alt*
Leavin town, you know the drill

Bridge

Jefferson Starship had it right
When they built that city on
Rock n rolls flight
We're leavin...leavin tonight
We'll be gone before first light
 

(CHORUS )
HEY shelby, Shelbyville
Cant get it right in Shelbyville
WITH YOUR LITTLE STRIP AND big fat mill
Taking you on is like a big fat pill
Alt*
Leavin town, you know the drill

(REPEAT)

Actress

 Actress

(Sung)

She was wasting away, in that dead end job
just passin' time, for a story book hob
She was savin' it all for that curtain call
But when she finally woke up, she was resigned to fall

Behind the scenes,  down easy street
Lookin like fiona, not skippin a beat
Just a lonely girl, with no Romeo
Counting the days and taking its toll
 (Chorus)
Face in place, she was an
Actress
Jeans on straight, she was an
Actress
No more hate, she was an
Actress
Takin the bate , she was an
Actress

 Mama always told her as a little girl
You could be a movie star and take a twirl
She got a perm with lots of curls
Now I've got everything to rule the world

Up high in the Hollywood hills
She couldn't even pay her dirty bill's
Down the pch, before it got late
Another troubadour show just after eight

 Face in place, she was an
Actress
Jeans on straight, she was an
Actress
No more hate, she was an
Actress
Takin the bate , she was an
Actress

Bridge

Just a  silly girl Livin the dream
Even tho nothings as It seems
To steal her heart is like a hill of beans,
And daddy always made me eat my greens
Like Popeye staying mean and lean
Just a movie star on the hollywood scene
No credits at all to redeem
Please God make me a rock-n-roll queen

 (Chorus)
 Face in place, she was an
Actress
Jeans on straight, she was an
Actress
No more hate, she was an
Actress
Takin the bate , she was an
Actress

Salt Water Taffey

Its sweet
Its salty
He's sweet
He's salty

On the brink
I dive into a sugary pool
Neglected and projected
Thrown Into a world where
I stand still

Mr. Belvedere bites the dust
If I cuss
I must
I must
But in trust
To fuss
To fuss
Is lush

(Chorus)
What do ya get when you mix salt water taffey
Rainbow colors in every hue
What do ya get when you mix salt
Water taffey
A butchered bit of endless solitude

(Repeat twice)

 Psychobitch

She likes my hair, my eyes
What a surprise
What about my lips and tits
They'd get good tips
Are you the jealous type?
That's right...
If you tell me I'm on drugs or crazy
I'm just gonna think you're an envious lady

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch

When she's got dibs on a caveman
Whom might as well play sports then
What is she... a cheerleader??
Only in high school baby
Only in high school baby
That only matters in high school baby

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch

You're not even worth a bridge bitch
If you even know what that is bitch!

You-are-a-

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch



This Came Out Of My Happy Meal

Intro

This came out of my happy meal
So tried and tribulated
Harsh words so unwanted and confiscated
Birthdays so belated--

Verse 1
 Once upon a time, under a blue moon
I was sheltered...
Sheltered from your insecurities
Institutions wreck havoc on one's sanity
Taken for granted...
If an apple a day is delayed by five
A tribe of hummingbirds will dip into my grain of salt on this relationship
What relationship?
This relationship
How many times do I have to hear you're crazy... or just willing...
And crazy...

(Chorus)
I spend my life preoccupied
Preoccupied that one day
One day it will all just go away
Will I smile then?
Or shed a tear for the willingness of evolution...

(Repeat)

Verse 2

She sits by my side
My lap... empty... barely
Her left ringfinger drumming drumming a tune that goes clank clank
To the heartbeat in my ears...
Drumming.... ringing... Drumming.... ringing
One ring to rule them all -- just barely
Barely.
Barely I breathe. And i feel her breath on my neck, barely....
Just barely--

 (Chorus)
I spend my life preoccupied
Preoccupied that one day
One day it will all just go away
Will I smile then?
Or shed a tear for the willingness of evolution...

(Repeat)

Bridge

I pray dear God to a yellow Sun that one fine day we'll all just come undone
Come undone....
What life is after is asking that you care for ever after, are you asking?
Asking?
If time flies when you're havin' fun
Then can we please just please just please just
Celebrate the good...

 (Chorus)
I spend my life preoccupied
Preoccupied that one day
One day it will all just go away
Will I smile then?
Or shed a tear for the willingness of evolution...

(Repeat)

New song (perfectly so )

I'm awfully proud of this new one, wonder who I should get to perform it ;) :

Perfectly So (bonus track two)

She was pretty. Perfectly so.  They met last spring, about a year ago. He adored her dearly, and always slow. But after he loved her, he had to go...

He had dark hair. Color unknown. And when she fumbled, he said it bold. It's onyx, i'm forever told -- until she dyed hers negro, so the story unfolds...

And then one night, perfectly so . He got drunk, and cast a stone. One wish, the color of bone -- to forget another -- and find his home.

Then one day, perfectly so. .. came another woman, at his throne. He asked kindly, can I make you my own? Then she said, if you're willing, let this be known.

Well his pretty, was like a porcelain doll. A face worthy, of a curtain call. But when he loved her, he refused to fall. Then he left her, and she denied it all.

He had a time, out of spite. Seeking others with all his might.  It was then he realized, he'd left the perfect life. He returned to surrender... and make her his wife.

Perfectly so... it was perfect...PERFECTLY so... they were perfect...Perfectly so

Be mine lyrics

Be Mine

fast, upbeat tempo/punk

he had a girl's hairdo
and she had a boy's
cut rigid along the lines
traced like a fine wine

and when he drank from that bottle
only one thing was certain
and the words echoed in his mind
"be mine, be mine, be mine...."

she was sorrowful
to a certain extent
the way he left her
heaven or hellbent

but she didn't cry
the day he died
she only sighed
with visions of reasons why

tortured with destitution
to a certain degree
a hallmark card greeting
wasn't the key

what she lacked
was only him
and what he lacked
was buried within

so he took his grim words
to his grave
hiding the one thing
deep in his heart
that he truly craved

eyes of soft brown collide lyrics

Fm  C  Am  Dsus  C  G  C
reds, yellows, oranges and greens...
drifting endlessly

D  G  Em  C  A  Bm  E
dogs bark in the distance
as I wander around stones

Fm  C  Am  Dsus  C  G  C
reds, yellows, oranges and greens...
crunching beneath my feet

D  G  Em  C  A  Bm  E
I hear a child's laughter, a whimper, stiffled
where souls circle round the graves

Fm  C  Am  Dsus  C  G  C
reds, yellows, oranges and greens...
alive as anything

D  G  Em  C  A  Bm  E
a lover's passion is desolate when alone
in this place my tears must fall

Fm  C  Am  Dsus  C  G  C
reds, yellows, oranges and greens...
gradually descend upon me

D  G  Em  C  A  Bm  E
my lonely desparation departs from me
my ellusive liquid soul feels the icy sithe of death

Fm  C  Am  Dsus  C  G  C
reds, yellows, oranges and greens...
your eyes of soft brown finally find me
reds, yellows, organges and greens...
your eyes of soft brown stare into me
intimately

Dry Dream lyrics

The road is empty where I come from 
The doors have been closed, locked 
A gentle breeze that once was 
has also left me 
\I stand in a waterless stream wondering 
will it ever shimmer again, did it ever? 
No, I bend to retrieve the last broken 
twig of my lonely years 
\Above birds fly free, in twos and threes 
my solitude embraces me with open arms 
painting a picture of that quiet field 
below rotating clouds watch, whistling 
\Enjoying their company of the rain 
pouring down into my empty stream 
heartless pellets consuming, surrounding 
But it does not shimmer, no, 
where I come from I stand saturated 
embracing lonely years with open arms

(New song)

Sexting

Whores are whores because they aren't wanted for any other reason

Sluts are sluts because they can't be whores

Tramps are tramps because they can't be ladies

Ladies are ladies because they'd rather be your wife than your whore

But why must we focus so much on the woman

When the men are the reason they're bores

Do they know how to feel love..
If they can't make love
Is it true love or real love?

Is it the bad karma
Or a simple head trauma
Raised by a bad mama
Or lack of using commas

What exactly is a good man
One who knows he certainly can
Treat a good woman like spam
Or will he even give a damn

If the whores are a bore
And the sluts give up
The tramps are revamped
And the ladies make babies

Then where does that leave you and me?
A married couple
With lots of truffles
In a city that bussles
Maybe.... Brussels...

Infinity

It's not you it's me I see
Infinity  (x4)

And the stars shine down (x4 )

It's not me it's you I see
Infinity  (x4 )

And the stars shine down (x4)

It's like a tale of two cities I see
Infinity
It's like black not white I see Infinity 
It's like two wrongs making right I see Infinity
It's like two darks making light I see Infinity

(Repeat)