new song

new song

(Look it's Izzy, Izzy Mae!)

woke up on a warm sunny day!
said hey guys, look it's izzy, izzy mae!
strolling down the steps of her pink brownstone
she takes out her diamond and gold plated leather phone
turning right down bleecker street
she glances down at her sandal-cladded feet
and with one single tear in her eye
she glances back at him, and waves good-bye

and what on earth is there left to spell
when you know good and
well there ain't no soul to sell
so those good ole boys take one last show
and tell
and say "hey!" that izzy mae girl's goin'
to hell!

now wait a minute boys, i got somethin'
to say
i think more in terms of weather on a rainy day
i'd probably rather date Hillary Duff
than you and Bae
just like your sins, hers are all washed away!

You may think she has more class than a load of name brand
Gucci trash...
But coordinating all her outfits make
A clash!
She says,  Hang on there, while I make a whirl...
"I'm not always made of cash or Cadillacs..."
But when her day is surly, surely done,
you can find her tan and crisp beneath the beating sun!

So sell it to me boys, what could be better than this...
Izzy Mae's head on a golden dish.