(New song)
Crazy Crackhead Carl

It started out as a typical Friday night
Pat came over, making, making it right
He brought friend Carl after an extended CLT flight
These are the days, that turn, turn into nights

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We had some laughs with the men, men in Black
Carl got frisky, and admitted he had the clap
After the movie, Pat said he had to get back
Leaving Carl to stave off another attack

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Something went wrong just after, after that fact
Carl took over and placing, placing a bet
He stated firmly he wasn't ready to leave just yet
This is what happened when we, we first met

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After some quick research, we placed our own bets
Is crazy Carl worse than any, anything yet?
Is it time to call in an honest debt?
Or is crazy Carl just gonna, gonna be set?

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Well crazy Carl had a crackhead history
Pat didn't know it, but he's learning, learning the fee
to Dan, Pat's still a helluva man
But crazy Carl's got to stop his demands

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We call 911 early that next day
7AM and crackhead Carl hasn't gone away
He grabs his bike with our clothes and some deflated tires
Skids out, missing the cops just by a wire

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Home empty, stress seeping in
Us defending our house from a 'friend'
Bipolar Dan gets mad at the skitzo clan
Joggs me lightly just in time for the pigs
To land

(big pause)
(Softly)(slowly)

The cops, angry, arrest us instead
Crackhead Carl rides off shaking his head
Booked together, but gladly not dead
So off with crazy Crackhead Carl's beligerant head

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