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Love

Love is all that matters
Love is all I crave
Love from the mad hatter
Love any day

Not from a mother
Or father's day
Not even a sister
Or a brother's say

Love from a lover
Be what may
It's all I've dreamt of
Every day

A Romeo
With my Juliet
Or maybe Aphrodite
When we first met

Gimme a significant other
A long-term boyfriend
A domestic partner
A house husband

Love - soulmates
Love - romantic dates
Love - all my fate
Love - it's not too late

Love not from an aunt
Or uncle's scrooge
Not even a cousin
Get real, dude

Love
Romantic love
Love
Romantic love
Love
Romantic love
Love
Romantic love

(New song)
Crazy Crackhead Carl

It started out as a typical Friday night
Pat came over, making, making it right
He brought friend Carl after an extended CLT flight
These are the days, that turn, turn into nights

(Guitar break)

We had some laughs with the men, men in Black
Carl got frisky, and admitted he had the clap
After the movie, Pat said he had to get back
Leaving Carl to stave off another attack

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Something went wrong just after, after that fact
Carl took over and placing, placing a bet
He stated firmly he wasn't ready to leave just yet
This is what happened when we, we first met

(Guitar break)

After some quick research, we placed our own bets
Is crazy Carl worse than any, anything yet?
Is it time to call in an honest debt?
Or is crazy Carl just gonna, gonna be set?

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Well crazy Carl had a crackhead history
Pat didn't know it, but he's learning, learning the fee
to Dan, Pat's still a helluva man
But crazy Carl's got to stop his demands

(Guitar break)

We call 911 early that next day
7AM and crackhead Carl hasn't gone away
He grabs his bike with our clothes and some deflated tires
Skids out, missing the cops just by a wire

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Home empty, stress seeping in
Us defending our house from a 'friend'
Bipolar Dan gets mad at the skitzo clan
Joggs me lightly just in time for the pigs
To land

(big pause)
(Softly)(slowly)

The cops, angry, arrest us instead
Crackhead Carl rides off shaking his head
Booked together, but gladly not dead
So off with crazy Crackhead Carl's beligerant head

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Jesus died for this?

Asshole.
Shithead.
Cunt.
Bitch.
Dickhead.

(Repeat)

You realize Jesus christ died on the cross
For your incredible consumption of human sloth
Not to mention your festation of impossible greed
No matter the origin, race, color or creed

Being an

Asshole.
Shithead.
Cunt.
Bitch.
Dickhead.

(Repeat)

Jesus died on the cross for this
So you could talk shit to me with an angry fist
To tell me you honor him and God?
While ridiculing the next big, fat slimy slob

If Jesus died on the cross for this...
Who's willing to apologize with a friendly kiss?
All the mutants you roll with will get the gist
He's the only one here severely missed

Hey asshole.
Shithead
Cunt
Bitch
Dickhead

You would swarm his table to get more fish
Wished up by the power of a magical dish
And what of the bread he lay on every tongue?
You'd still bark orders at that clerk with a loaded gun

If jesus truly did die on the cross for this...

Then god and all his people forever cry in unwarranted trist

😱 

Fighting Lack Luster Demons in my Sleep

Verse 1

I see their ordinary faces on the street
They wave as i pass
I Still can't get any peace
Do they know my every move?
Like the way he kisses my ear, in the groove?
Next time i should just let them coo
But we move on...  We Move on...we move on
They laugh in muffled tones, always together with no sensation or home
Does a demon really understand the art of being alone?
Humans did.
Humans do.
Humans knew.

Chorus

I've been... Fighting lack luster demons in my sleep
Fighting lack luster demons in my sleep
And when all the running makes my knees go insufferably weak
I'll still be fighting lack luster demons in my sleep..

Verse 2

I spoke to God the other day
He called me his favorite human
His favorite human, If you may.
Lucifer was on the other line --
On the contrary... Making time...
He muttered comprehensively, "those ones you've noticed, aren't mine..."
 I stuttered incoherently, well they sure aren't God's kind

Chorus 

 I've been... Fighting lack luster demons in my sleep
Fighting lack luster demons in my sleep
And when all the running makes my knees go insufferably weak
I'll still be fighting lack luster demons in my sleep..

Bridge 1

Their unmemorable faces then turn to stone
It was the saddest sight of anything I've ever known
A replacement for heavenly creatures that resemble clones
A darker substance that shatter bone
A demonic presence that defy a human groan

 Bridge 2

This time I turn to him, and weep
The heart is missing -- something deep
Could it be our mankind as we know it has taken a cynical leap
So when my knees go insufferably weak... I will still be fighting lack luster demons in my sleep...

Lyrics

Shelbyville!

It's hell its small town hell
They don't really like us well
I bet you think we suck, too
But there all in love with you
We can't live here anymore
When every day is such a bore
So Dan, what's the plan
let's get outta here man


(CHORUS )
HEY shelby, Shelbyville
Cant get it right in Shelbyville
WITH YOUR LITTLE STRIP AND big fat mill
Taking you on is like a big fat pill
Alt*
Leavin town, you know the drill

(Repeat )

Myrtle beach packs way more heat
Wilmington's got a studio street
Where clt and Asheville meet
Even forest city's got a bigger beat

(CHORUS )
HEY shelby, Shelbyville
Cant get it right in Shelbyville
WITH YOUR LITTLE STRIP AND big fat mill
Taking you on is like a big fat pill
Alt*
Leavin town, you know the drill

Bridge

Jefferson Starship had it right
When they built that city on
Rock n rolls flight
We're leavin...leavin tonight
We'll be gone before first light
 

(CHORUS )
HEY shelby, Shelbyville
Cant get it right in Shelbyville
WITH YOUR LITTLE STRIP AND big fat mill
Taking you on is like a big fat pill
Alt*
Leavin town, you know the drill

(REPEAT)

Actress

 Actress

(Sung)

She was wasting away, in that dead end job
just passin' time, for a story book hob
She was savin' it all for that curtain call
But when she finally woke up, she was resigned to fall

Behind the scenes,  down easy street
Lookin like fiona, not skippin a beat
Just a lonely girl, with no Romeo
Counting the days and taking its toll
 (Chorus)
Face in place, she was an
Actress
Jeans on straight, she was an
Actress
No more hate, she was an
Actress
Takin the bate , she was an
Actress

 Mama always told her as a little girl
You could be a movie star and take a twirl
She got a perm with lots of curls
Now I've got everything to rule the world

Up high in the Hollywood hills
She couldn't even pay her dirty bill's
Down the pch, before it got late
Another troubadour show just after eight

 Face in place, she was an
Actress
Jeans on straight, she was an
Actress
No more hate, she was an
Actress
Takin the bate , she was an
Actress

Bridge

Just a  silly girl Livin the dream
Even tho nothings as It seems
To steal her heart is like a hill of beans,
And daddy always made me eat my greens
Like Popeye staying mean and lean
Just a movie star on the hollywood scene
No credits at all to redeem
Please God make me a rock-n-roll queen

 (Chorus)
 Face in place, she was an
Actress
Jeans on straight, she was an
Actress
No more hate, she was an
Actress
Takin the bate , she was an
Actress

Salt Water Taffey

Its sweet
Its salty
He's sweet
He's salty

On the brink
I dive into a sugary pool
Neglected and projected
Thrown Into a world where
I stand still

Mr. Belvedere bites the dust
If I cuss
I must
I must
But in trust
To fuss
To fuss
Is lush

(Chorus)
What do ya get when you mix salt water taffey
Rainbow colors in every hue
What do ya get when you mix salt
Water taffey
A butchered bit of endless solitude

(Repeat twice)

 Psychobitch

She likes my hair, my eyes
What a surprise
What about my lips and tits
They'd get good tips
Are you the jealous type?
That's right...
If you tell me I'm on drugs or crazy
I'm just gonna think you're an envious lady

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch

When she's got dibs on a caveman
Whom might as well play sports then
What is she... a cheerleader??
Only in high school baby
Only in high school baby
That only matters in high school baby

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch

You're not even worth a bridge bitch
If you even know what that is bitch!

You-are-a-

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch

She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch
She's a psychobitch, psychobitch



This Came Out Of My Happy Meal

Intro

This came out of my happy meal
So tried and tribulated
Harsh words so unwanted and confiscated
Birthdays so belated--

Verse 1
 Once upon a time, under a blue moon
I was sheltered...
Sheltered from your insecurities
Institutions wreck havoc on one's sanity
Taken for granted...
If an apple a day is delayed by five
A tribe of hummingbirds will dip into my grain of salt on this relationship
What relationship?
This relationship
How many times do I have to hear you're crazy... or just willing...
And crazy...

(Chorus)
I spend my life preoccupied
Preoccupied that one day
One day it will all just go away
Will I smile then?
Or shed a tear for the willingness of evolution...

(Repeat)

Verse 2

She sits by my side
My lap... empty... barely
Her left ringfinger drumming drumming a tune that goes clank clank
To the heartbeat in my ears...
Drumming.... ringing... Drumming.... ringing
One ring to rule them all -- just barely
Barely.
Barely I breathe. And i feel her breath on my neck, barely....
Just barely--

 (Chorus)
I spend my life preoccupied
Preoccupied that one day
One day it will all just go away
Will I smile then?
Or shed a tear for the willingness of evolution...

(Repeat)

Bridge

I pray dear God to a yellow Sun that one fine day we'll all just come undone
Come undone....
What life is after is asking that you care for ever after, are you asking?
Asking?
If time flies when you're havin' fun
Then can we please just please just please just
Celebrate the good...

 (Chorus)
I spend my life preoccupied
Preoccupied that one day
One day it will all just go away
Will I smile then?
Or shed a tear for the willingness of evolution...

(Repeat)

New song (perfectly so )

I'm awfully proud of this new one, wonder who I should get to perform it ;) :

Perfectly So (bonus track two)

She was pretty. Perfectly so.  They met last spring, about a year ago. He adored her dearly, and always slow. But after he loved her, he had to go...

He had dark hair. Color unknown. And when she fumbled, he said it bold. It's onyx, i'm forever told -- until she dyed hers negro, so the story unfolds...

And then one night, perfectly so . He got drunk, and cast a stone. One wish, the color of bone -- to forget another -- and find his home.

Then one day, perfectly so. .. came another woman, at his throne. He asked kindly, can I make you my own? Then she said, if you're willing, let this be known.

Well his pretty, was like a porcelain doll. A face worthy, of a curtain call. But when he loved her, he refused to fall. Then he left her, and she denied it all.

He had a time, out of spite. Seeking others with all his might.  It was then he realized, he'd left the perfect life. He returned to surrender... and make her his wife.

Perfectly so... it was perfect...PERFECTLY so... they were perfect...Perfectly so