Debut album tracklist

*Love
Effortlessly
Wanted By Everyone
Santa Claus is Dead
Get in Bed ( with me)
Jail Time
Izzy May
Red Mercedes Benz
Like Butter On Popcorn (You Are My Home)
Reborn A Shining Star
Crazy Crackhead Carl
Shelbyville!
7 Shades of Red

New song

The Horse That Wasn't Afraid (To Love The Unicorn)

Verse 1

He gallops through the night
Armor shining bright?
Just a lonely soul
Tangled lumps of coal
Attached to his fur

Searching... Looking... Waiting for a sign
Searching, looking, waiting for the time...

To shine.

His partner a fawn, sitting on the lawn
White coat matching his evervescent skin
The pearls around his neck a tiny little speck

He didn't even notice the twinkle in her eye
The way she said hi... And goodbye with a simple little sigh...

For him.

(Chorus)

The horse that wasn't afraid to love the unicorn
The horse that wasn't afraid to love  the unicorn

From the time he was born
He was very utterly forelorn
And that's what makes him a horse not afraid (to love a Unicorn)
A Unicorn
A Unicorn
A Unicorn

Verse 2

He kissed her one night
In the fairyland moonlight
And didn't even notice the sheen
Of her horn
Golden, embedded, rough on the edges
It's point piercing the light of his heart

One morning she sat down
Crying with a frown
Testing the horse who truly was a force
She asked him kindly...
"What can I do to bind me?"

To you.
To you.
To you.
To you.

Of course he wasn't there
She was just talking to her hare
Trying to discover
just why he didn't love her

So she stripped herself bare.
Nothing left of the mare
But that pointy gold horn
Glinting in the light. Of his heart.

It was her ultimate fight
She thought he was trite
She weighed all her options
Thought if she could drop him
She would file for adoption
And turn over her heart to ...

A horse that could love.... A Unicorn.

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

It's getting really late
I thought this was my fate
why doesn't she love me?
Is there no God above me?
I gave her my pearls
And told her she's my girl
I draped them around her horn
Fed her my corn
And swore that I'd always, always, always, always, always
Love my Unicorn

Its then that it hit her
She knew I didn't diss her
Her stride was very wide
Under the sunrise
That's the moment she realized...

He was the horse that wasn't afraid to love his Unicorn

(Repeat Chorus)

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New song

Love

Love is all that matters
Love is all I crave
Love from the mad hatter
Love any day

Not from a mother
Or father's day
Not even a sister
Or a brother's say

Love from a lover
Be what may
It's all I've dreamt of
Every day

A Romeo
With my Juliet
Or maybe Aphrodite
When we first met

Gimme a significant other
A long-term boyfriend
A domestic partner
A house husband

Love - soulmates
Love - romantic dates
Love - all my fate
Love - it's not too late

Love not from an aunt
Or uncle's scrooge
Not even a cousin
Get real, dude

Love
Romantic love
Love
Romantic love
Love
Romantic love
Love
Romantic love

(New song)
Crazy Crackhead Carl

It started out as a typical Friday night
Pat came over, making, making it right
He brought friend Carl after an extended CLT flight
These are the days, that turn, turn into nights

(Guitar break)

We had some laughs with the men, men in Black
Carl got frisky, and admitted he had the clap
After the movie, Pat said he had to get back
Leaving Carl to stave off another attack

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Something went wrong just after, after that fact
Carl took over and placing, placing a bet
He stated firmly he wasn't ready to leave just yet
This is what happened when we, we first met

(Guitar break)

After some quick research, we placed our own bets
Is crazy Carl worse than any, anything yet?
Is it time to call in an honest debt?
Or is crazy Carl just gonna, gonna be set?

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Well crazy Carl had a crackhead history
Pat didn't know it, but he's learning, learning the fee
to Dan, Pat's still a helluva man
But crazy Carl's got to stop his demands

(Guitar break)

We call 911 early that next day
7AM and crackhead Carl hasn't gone away
He grabs his bike with our clothes and some deflated tires
Skids out, missing the cops just by a wire

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Home empty, stress seeping in
Us defending our house from a 'friend'
Bipolar Dan gets mad at the skitzo clan
Joggs me lightly just in time for the pigs
To land

(big pause)
(Softly)(slowly)

The cops, angry, arrest us instead
Crackhead Carl rides off shaking his head
Booked together, but gladly not dead
So off with crazy Crackhead Carl's beligerant head

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Jesus died for this?

Asshole.
Shithead.
Cunt.
Bitch.
Dickhead.

(Repeat)

You realize Jesus christ died on the cross
For your incredible consumption of human sloth
Not to mention your festation of impossible greed
No matter the origin, race, color or creed

Being an

Asshole.
Shithead.
Cunt.
Bitch.
Dickhead.

(Repeat)

Jesus died on the cross for this
So you could talk shit to me with an angry fist
To tell me you honor him and God?
While ridiculing the next big, fat slimy slob

If Jesus died on the cross for this...
Who's willing to apologize with a friendly kiss?
All the mutants you roll with will get the gist
He's the only one here severely missed

Hey asshole.
Shithead
Cunt
Bitch
Dickhead

You would swarm his table to get more fish
Wished up by the power of a magical dish
And what of the bread he lay on every tongue?
You'd still bark orders at that clerk with a loaded gun

If jesus truly did die on the cross for this...

Then god and all his people forever cry in unwarranted trist

😱 

Fighting Lack Luster Demons in my Sleep

Verse 1

I see their ordinary faces on the street
They wave as i pass
I Still can't get any peace
Do they know my every move?
Like the way he kisses my ear, in the groove?
Next time i should just let them coo
But we move on...  We Move on...we move on
They laugh in muffled tones, always together with no sensation or home
Does a demon really understand the art of being alone?
Humans did.
Humans do.
Humans knew.

Chorus

I've been... Fighting lack luster demons in my sleep
Fighting lack luster demons in my sleep
And when all the running makes my knees go insufferably weak
I'll still be fighting lack luster demons in my sleep..

Verse 2

I spoke to God the other day
He called me his favorite human
His favorite human, If you may.
Lucifer was on the other line --
On the contrary... Making time...
He muttered comprehensively, "those ones you've noticed, aren't mine..."
 I stuttered incoherently, well they sure aren't God's kind

Chorus 

 I've been... Fighting lack luster demons in my sleep
Fighting lack luster demons in my sleep
And when all the running makes my knees go insufferably weak
I'll still be fighting lack luster demons in my sleep..

Bridge 1

Their unmemorable faces then turn to stone
It was the saddest sight of anything I've ever known
A replacement for heavenly creatures that resemble clones
A darker substance that shatter bone
A demonic presence that defy a human groan

 Bridge 2

This time I turn to him, and weep
The heart is missing -- something deep
Could it be our mankind as we know it has taken a cynical leap
So when my knees go insufferably weak... I will still be fighting lack luster demons in my sleep...